Monday, August 31, 2009

MERDEKA MERDEKA MERDEKA

Yoo,,,,,,,,,,,buddies !!
,,,,,We all started off from the tinest of an egg sperm!!......yoohohoo little buddies ?? ,,,,,,,and now we FLY the blue sky with total freedom !!
kita dah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MERDEKA !!!

Merdeka-lah!!,,,,,,,,,,,,for all those who believe and work rightcousness,,,,,,,for them is forgiveness and a sustenance most generous !!!

Yoooo,,,,, to all my chopper pilot buddies, WE can really FLY yaa !!

,,,,,,,,,,,MERDEKA as always ???.

YES !!,,,,we are FREE like a bird in the AIR !!!

BORN to FLY.

,,,,,,just from an tiny egg to one HELL of a Chopper PILOT yooo !!
..Yeop Oii !! ,,,,,,,,kita dah MERDEKA
Regards to all yaa ..from,,,, Capt. Shariff Abbas @ KapasPirateKing

CAPT'S LONGHOUSE, KAPAS ISLAND.

My 91 years oldman, my dearest daddy.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Me and my Father.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,dearest Daddy am back !!

,,,,,,,,,,,Daddy dearest, am back !!.......I know you can hear me and feel me again !!.

,,,,,To Allah belongs the mystery of the heavens and the earth. And the Decision of the Hour of Judgement is as the twinkling of an eye, or even quicker; for Allah has power over all things.

,,,,,It is He Who brought you forth from the wombs of your mothers when you knew nothing and He gave you hearing and sight and intelligence and affections that you may give thanks (to Allah).

Thus does He complete His favours on you, that you may bow to His Will.

,,,,,Daddy sleep well tonite, you will always be close in my heart.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Selamat Berpuasa

Behold!,,,in the creation of the heavens and the earth, and the alternation of Night and Day ----there are indeed signs for men of understanding !!.
O you who believe !!,,,,Persevere in patience and constancy, vie in such perseverance, strengthen each other; and fear Allah; that you may prosper.
,,,Do men think that thay will be left alone on saying. 'we believe' and that they will not be tested ??
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Azrai caught in action !!



Me and my love ones !!.....just don't ever forget the BIG boss up there o.k. ??

Be forever greatful......always yaa !!.

...if any does good, the reward to him is better than his deed; but if any does evil, the doers of evil are only punished (to the extent) of their deeds.

...and your Lord knows all that their hearts conceal and all that they reveal !!!!!.


Almighty shall amply reward those that are forever greatful and faithful.

,,,,,,for the family is everything ,,,,,come what may-lah !!...so Father/Mother/Children be together in good and bad times too.
,,,,,,(husbands) are the protectors and maintainers of their (wives), because Allah has given the one more (strength) than the other, and because they support them from their means. Therefore the righteous women are devoutly obedient, and guard in (the husband's) absence what Allah would have them guard.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

The Kiddo that came back after 12 years

,,,,,,,,,,,,Yoo matey, check this out ??,,,,,12 long years !!
,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,O.K-lah.....some never left ??....yaa !!

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,welcome BACK kiddo Vincent!!.

,,,,,,YES !!....Welcome back kiddo DESGRIPPES Vincent and his house mate buddy RIGAL-CASTA Andrea from France !!....after such a long long time away growing up.

,,,,,I can still remember you as a 10 year old kid with your beautiful mama playing along the beach front and boy you have grown into a big gentle fellow after just 12 years away from Kapas Island !!.

,,,,,WELL indeed !!,,,,you are back home again kiddo !!...great to have you back.
,,,,, Some never left !!,,,,, hehehe !...check out their bones.... yoooooo !!.

"Who has, out of His Bounty, settled you in a HOME that will last; no toil nor sense of weariness shall touch us therein !!".
...at the Capt's Longhouse ?.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Ready to know more...sperm head.


,,,,,,,,,, Type "a" .......hahaha piraty -lah...party of loyal to none!! ...survival of the fittest yaa,,,,,,,,we made it !! yooohohoo. ....hey matey survivors .....yaaaaaaaaa had been, still is a battle ??....make it fun as always, if NOT why NOT ?.......'allsome' hehehe !




The anatomy of a sperm !!....Yoo
,,,Do you know, if there are enough sperms from yours ??. If the sample has less than 20 million sperm per ml, this is considered to be a low sperm count. Less than 10 million is very low. The technical term for this is oligospermia (oligo means few).

,,, Some men will have no sperms at all and are said to be azoospermic. ,,,Yaaa !!....This can come as a rude shock because the semen in these patients look absolutely normal - it is only on microscopic examination that the problem is detected.
,,,Whether the sperms are moving well or not (sperm motility). The
quality of the sperm is often more significant than the count. Sperm
motility is the ability to move.

,,,Sperm are of 2 types – those which swim like mine, and those which don’t like yours ?. hehehe,,,just joking ya!!

,,, Oooh,,, Yes b4 I forget-lah!!...Remember that only those sperm which move forward fast are able to swim up to the egg and fertilise it – the others are of little use.

,,,Motility is graded from "a to d", according to the World Health Organisation ( WHO) Manual criteria , if I can remember correctly lah, as follows ; -

...Grade a ( fast progressive) sperms are those which swim forward fast
in a straight line - like guided missiles from pirate ship.

...Grade b ( slow progressive) sperms swim forward, but either in a curved or crooked line, or slowly (slow linear or non linear motility) ...as from most politicians'..... haaaha !!

...Grade c ( nonprogressive) sperms move their tails, but do not move forward ( local motility only). ...like most locals ??.

...Grade d ( immotile ) sperms do not move at all . ..cool guys koy ??.

,,,Hahaha,,,,,Please note that sperms of grade c and d are considered poor.

,,,BUT, why do we worry about poor motility ? Well, if motility is poor, this suggests that the testis is producing poor quality sperm and is not functioning properly – and this may mean that even the apparently motile sperm may not be able to fertilise the egg.

,,,Whether the sperms are normally shaped or not - what is called their
form or morphology. Ideally, a good sperm should have a regular oval
head, with a connecting mid-piece and a long straight tail. If too
many sperms are abnormally shaped (round heads; pin heads; very large heads; double heads; absent tails) this may mean the sperm are
abnormal and will not be able to fertilise the egg.

,,,Many labs use Kruger "strict " criteria ( developed in South Africa ) for judging sperm normality. Only sperm which are "perfect" like mine !!,,hohohoo are considered to be normal. A normal sample should have at least 15% normal forms ( which means even upto 85% abnormal forms is considered to be acceptable !)

,,,Sperm clumping or agglutination. Under the microscope, this is seen as the sperms sticking together to one another in bunches. This impairs
sperm motility and prevents the sperms from swimming upto through the cervix towards the egg.

,,,Putting it all together, one looks for the total number of "good"
sperms in the sample - the product of the total count, the progressively motile sperm and the normally shaped sperm. This gives
the progressively motile normal sperm count which is a crude index of
the fertility potential of the sperm.

,,,Thus, for example, if a man has a total count of 40 million sperm per ml; of which 40% are progressively motile; and 60% are normally shaped; then his progressively motile normal sperm count is : 40 X 0.40 X 0.60 = 9.6 million sperm per ml. If the volume of the ejaculate is 3 ml, then the total motile sperm count in the entire sample is 9.6 X 3 = 28.8
million sperm.

,,,O.K. got it guys/plus you ladies should be aware of too !!

,,,Yooo........hahaha !!......chopper pilots normally get daughters, will tell you why later o.k.??.....(hover too long-lah)


Capt. Sperm Head.

Do you know this,,,,hahaha

Looks like a snake-kan ??...kan




































...kan ??.....like some people yaa,,,,hahaha !!




The anatomy of a sperm
If there are enough sperms. If the sample has less than 20 million
sperm per ml, this is considered to be a low sperm count. Less than 10
million is very low. The technical term for this is oligospermia
(oligo means few). Some men will have no sperms at all and are said to
be azoospermic. This can come as a rude shock because the semen in
these patients look absolutely normal - it is only on microscopic
examination that the problem is detected.
Whether the sperms are moving well or not (sperm motility). The
quality of the sperm is often more significant than the count. Sperm
motility is the ability to move. Sperm are of 2 types – those which
swim, and those which don’t. Remember that only those sperm which move
forward fast are able to swim up to the egg and fertilise it – the
others are of little use. Motility is graded from a to d, according to
the World Health Organisation ( WHO) Manual criteria , as follows.
Grade a ( fast progressive) sperms are those which swim forward fast
in a straight line - like guided missiles. Grade b ( slow progressive)
sperms swim forward, but either in a curved or crooked line, or slowly
(slow linear or non linear motility) . Grade c ( nonprogressive)
sperms move their tails, but do not move forward ( local motility
only). Grade d ( immotile ) sperms do not move at all . Sperms of
grade c and d are considered poor. Why do we worry about poor motility
? If motility is poor, this suggests that the testis is producing poor
quality sperm and is not functioning properly – and this may mean that
even the apparently motile sperm may not be able to fertilise the egg.
Whether the sperms are normally shaped or not - what is called their
form or morphology. Ideally, a good sperm should have a regular oval
head, with a connecting mid-piece and a long straight tail. If too
many sperms are abnormally shaped (round heads; pin heads; very large
heads; double heads; absent tails) this may mean the sperm are
abnormal and will not be able to fertilise the egg. Many labs use
Kruger "strict " criteria ( developed in South Africa ) for judging
sperm normality. Only sperm which are "perfect" are considered to be
normal. A normal sample should have at least 15% normal forms ( which
means even upto 85% abnormal forms is considered to be acceptable !)
Sperm clumping or agglutination. Under the microscope, this is seen as
the sperms sticking together to one another in bunches. This impairs
sperm motility and prevents the sperms from swimming upto through the
cervix towards the egg.
Putting it all together, one looks for the total number of "good"
sperms in the sample - the product of the total count, the
progressively motile sperm and the normally shaped sperm. This gives
the progressively motile normal sperm count which is a crude index of
the fertility potential of the sperm. Thus, for example, if a man has
a total count of 40 million sperm per ml; of which 40% are
progressively motile; and 60% are normally shaped; then his
progressively motile normal sperm count is : 40 X 0.40 X 0.60 = 9.6
million sperm per ml. If the volume of the ejaculate is 3 ml, then the
total motile sperm count in the entire sample is 9.6 X 3 = 28.8
million sperm.

How to keep the passion in your relationship going.


Hohohoo,,,,,,,fancy some sperms??....imagine where it came from ?..yoo !

,,,,,,now that's what would keep the relationship going ya !!... hahaha

,,,,,,just kidding but these creatures turned up along the beach front this morning !!.....some kind of babies from the deep blue sea yaa ??....anyone has any idea, what are they ?..... Jelly like, you know what-lah... but pretty hardy fellows.....survivors I must say !

,,,,,,indeed, everyday we are still finding many new creatures from the deep blue waters !
,,,,,,still learning from mother nature yaa ??.
,,,,,what would tomorrow bring ??......i just can't imagine !!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Just in a Capt's Day to share.

...coaching/thinking/strategying plus also learning more about how to win a race with these super kids !!
,,,,,,,,,,,,,My Cocks, 'Red and Emas' with their ladies 'Puteh, Cuty, Browny and Mama'.
......'Cuty' tu sesat dari mana tak tau, she is not ayam sabong type, terlepas kot from frying pot but she is real cute, smart and friendly, boleh dudok sebelah kita bersembang ayam,,,,manja m'cam 'Tompok", dulu kena gigit si-kuching, now kuching di-patok-kan 'Cuty"...reverse role !!
It took me 3 solid years to get her up and running to perfection 100%,,,,she is a great travelling home too!!...dependable, reliable and faithful beauty !!. ...like Bib, hahaha.
,,,,,,,,,,,green eyes 'Tompok',,,,,,don't stop purring at my face !!..cute-kan ??.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Mr. Logistics and Strategist monitoring due dates !!..."Where got time !!"Where got time"Where got time"...hi WGT guys ??..Sikin you are in too yaa ! (Capt. Zul/Fin,,,,, apa cerita ??...beres yaa!)
,,,, haha...thinking of participating in a tender for an Harbour Tug sister vessel to TB Kenyana, maybe acceptable to my latest project requirement ??...convert her into a 'Liveonboard Diving Vessel' off Kapas/East Coast Waters !!.....yaa ..but,,,pls define requirement and market study/survey 1st yaa...Capt. Oiiii!! ...no hurry hurry-lah take it easy and be cool about it. Hehehe....reminding self-lah.

,,,,,,,,,,,,, Just a Pirate's tale ?? ,,,,YooHoHoo !! ...sailing across the many seas. Enjoying the pre-Labuan/Miri race, overtaken the catamaran at the rear end (can see or not ??)

Gee hey!!,,,,,My fighting Cock (Red) is a real fighter, really strong, cunning and willing to fight to the death type any day!,,,trained by the owner himself, yours truly hey !!
,,,,,It now sleeps wild on the mango tree across my Miri bedroom window....kind of alone and waiting just like me on the island to stay.
,,,,,and my Pussy Cat 'Tompok'....her soft purring at my face to put me back to dream every other nite, if whenever or never back home again ??.
,,,,,My bitch and faithful dog "JANE" is my best friend, taking care of the Capt's Longhouse and of me every single sweaty days and many a lonely nights away ??.
,,,,,My dearest 35 years old 4WD-Landy is all ready and waiting again for our long over due trip to China/India, she will be my moving home again for a year or so, on the road, come sunshine or rain. She had travelled me across Borneo and in one incident, we fought together against 3 x armed road robbers that pleaded back their life for mercy from Landy and me!!
,,,,,she has also some how, safely brought me back home after many thousands of hardy miles of discovery travels and manly true adventures in muddy jungle streams, river plus mountain crossings and again and again being my trusting home away from home ??.
,,,,for tonite again, my sporty buddy ECBW i.e. ex-security super fast pilot patrol boat rests on the sandy beach front at Kapas Island, waiting for the high tide to cruise the waves and to out chase the flying fishes as she glides across the swells plus to catch the next strong wave at 45 degrees across its top ends. (no 1 engine tuning still too low, will fix it tomorrow with Baharom, my good seaman buddy)
,,,,well done, so with my flying days !!....said 'SAyOnarA' plus having many sweet memories to choppering the basic Bell 47G, tough Alouette III, sleek Gazelle, motherly Sikorsky S61- A4, oil worker S61 N,super fast S76-A, strong Super Pumas helicopter flights in Norway coastal waters and bitter cold North Sea plus the ever stormy moody South China Seas.
,,,,,done so ferrying/flying halfway across the world and climbing across the highest mountains in my hay days.
,,,,,sailed the high seas in the frightening typhoons, strong monsoon winds and now finally taking a deserving break at my Capt's Longhouse, Pulau Kapas.

,,,,, nowadays kind of resting, building back my strength, my energy and my high spirit before may I say......??.

,,,,,to start living my very next day ??.

,,,,,Yoo !!,,,,,,,it has never ever been a dull day !.

,,,,,pls don't 'play play' with me bcos you will end up being my prey !.

,,,,,its not easy being the "KapasPirateKing" some may say ??.

,,,,,or am I just as INSANE ??....hey hey hey !!....or its just my normal Day !!.

Yes ! ....InDeEd ??,,,,,,dO HaVE A gOoD DaY ,,,,!!! JuSt Do It, BabY Yoo.

Capt.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Just another good day for the Capt.

The young boy Mavin, was my little trainee Chef, his daddy Mr. KESSLER Micheal & family from France...ini lah, budak yang menanggis tersedu sedu sedih tak nak balik dari pulau !!....rajin/ceredik/manja macam anak kuching saya.
YES,,,,,,meet my little brother !! ..MakDatok Oooii !!...BESOR gilor Yeop !!......... tapi hati & jiwa baik sekali...besor gajah pon terkeluar air mata bila saying good-bye !

,,,,,creating world peace yoooo ! .....via the Malaysian way !!,,,,,,,,,,with just a simple 'Smile '!!


,,,,,,with Janssens Anthony from Belgium,,,,,great guy...easy going-lah...cool.


Mr Pierra VARLET from France,,,,,keeping his bag at Capt's, why ??..'bcos am coming back for more', said him!!!



Beth LomAX & StuarRT STRETCH from U.K. and Gwilym Lewis from Wales............always smiling every minute of the day at Capt's,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,O.K.,,,,you guys/ladies made my day !!!!!...hahaha !!! ..thanks yaa!!....will always be close to my heart. Please....Take care and have a safe journey back to your home.
Its just feel good to have a smile and a BIG thank you,,,, yaa !

Do have a good day.....make life and living simple o.k. guys/ladies.

Enjoy it ! ........and feel great-lah.....don't worry be happy !!.


Hahahaaaahhhhh !!!!!!...........adoi !! ..terkena gigit semut api pagi pagi hari.

.......sekecik kecik semut pon akan gigit kita kalau salah terpijak ??...apa lagi manusia-kan !!. (even an tiny ant will bite back if accidentally step on, what more human !!)


,,,,,berwaspada dan berhati hati bila ambil langkah harian, bermaaf maaf-lah kalau tersilap cakap/sangka ya !!......just start saying,,, 'am sorry!!'....its that easy.

Yaa....memang-lah......Hidup banyak cabaran dan tegor tegoran,,,,,we learn from our mistakes too!!.....its an.. EXPERIENCE....hahaha !!
...jgn sekali kali jadi 'bodoh sombong' -lah .....hehehe. Yooooooo!!


Tok Uban

Monday, August 10, 2009

New Friends and Good Company

Pretty Frenchy Lawyers with Jane plus yours truly,,,,hello ladies !
more Frenchy ladies,,,,,,,,,very helpful in the kitchen too.

Young couple from Norway,,,,,brings back sweet memories of Solas, she is from there.

Capturing oneself and dream ?? .....ever smiling Amanda from Sweden.

6 ft 7 ins Cristopher Gregg from Ireland !!,,,,,the biggest guy I have ever met to-date...2 meters man.
RELAXING,,,,,after dinner with Chief Chef Capt. himself,,,,,what's cooking tomorrow ?? ....fish/sotong freshly caught by Skipper Asaari again yaa ??

Guys & Ladies.............We are all human-lah !!,,,,,all looking for happiness,,,,, YES !!... found it at Capt's as always by most travellers/backpackers !!.

INDEED,,,,,,,We are just ONE big family and sharing this world together, with core values that bind us all which cuts across culture, ethnic and religion.

,,,,,RESPECT by recognising that everything/everyone is JUST as important as one is !!.


,,,,,Being honest by telling the TRUTH everytime no matter what/where !!

,,,,,Having a sense of duty i.e. being RESPONSIBLE plus keeping to one's moral obligations and being accountable for one's actions !!.

,,,,,Being CARING by showing HUMANITY .....i.e. sympathy plus mercy to fellow human beings.....plus also to animals too don't forget them yaa??.

......."Lets all of us MALAYSIAN show the world the way",,,,,,the Malaysian Hospitality and Honesty .......and that homestay at Capt's Longhouse as typical us !!...kita boleh-kan ?

.......No such thing as "Zero-sum Game",,,,,go for "Win - Win" for everyone yaa !!......mission possible,,,,YES, yes, yes.....sink that in my brothers/sisters.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Best Hubby & Daddy to-date at Capt's Longhouse

Happy kid,,,,,learnt not to kick any timber made of chengal !!
Beautiful mother and wife plus lover to lucky Selim !!,,,you got a great family !!

,,,,,,,,,,,O.K. youngman, where is your bag ??

Never too high to climb yaa ,,,,,saying good bye was real hard !
,,,,,,Bye my friends,,,,,may Allah bless you and your family....bye !!

Thanks !!,,,, Mr Selim Bouchetob from France plus family,,,, you brought your family across the world and found what you were looking for at Capt's Longhouse !!,,,,,,,,,,,,an experience you will forever and ever remember yaa. The way you look into your charming wife's delicate face and your kids all over you in the sand,,,,,Ooooouuuhh!!!!!...... just lovely, you reminded me of my daddy when I was a kid. (daddy dearest, I miss you dearly,,,,,,while you now rest in bed, I think of you everyday!!)

Its was my great pleasure having you and family my dear friend at Capt's Longhouse!!,,,,,your kids were great, loves them as my own grandchildren,,,,,, hahaha.

,,,,,The ECBW boat trip around the island and secret beaches plus hidden caves,,,,,,,plus the flying eagles catching fish .....from an almost vertical dive which was flared off split seconds across the surface, catching its lunch for the babies waiting in the nest just at the cliff ends !!!
,,,,,,,,wow,,,,,fantastic show yaa.??.....Nature at its BEST.
Don't forget the Sunset at the Gazeeeebo .........yoooooooo!!

Saturday, August 1, 2009

ECBW my best friend in the high seas.

,,,,,hi !!... BLUE !!,,,,,,thanks too, you are always dependable in times of need. I love you dearly too....take a rest yaa!!
,,,,,, ECBW feeling the soft sandy sand of Kapas to bed away for once and for many more nites to come. Sweet dreams sweety....until tomorrow yaa ??.

,,,,,,,,, My many faces !! ,,,,as per changing times and challenges in life !!.
"LOYAL TO NONE "....except !


Fixing back the GPS, Nav. Lights and Fish Finder plus rewiring older cables etc,,,

,,,,,YES ,,,,,,She awaits me daily with her 300 hp engines ,,,,yooooo!!

Horse Power in the high Sea ??,,,,,,,,,,Twin Mercury the only answer !!

Yoooooo,,,,,,!!....KapasPirateKing himself beaching ECBW for tonite.
,,,,,,,Life is a battle against time,,,,so don't ever waste any of it !!...ever.
......"Just Do It".... yaa !!...Live Life or just DIE,,,,for NOTHING,,,,why waste it ??.
,,,,,for my watery buddy ECBW, she just needs her daily brushing like any good work horse,,,,washing/polishing/up-grading/sea trials/etc etc.....but with much tender loving care......looking for that 'loose nut and screw' causing the high pitch vibration at above 40 kts !!
,,,,,yoo....its o.k. now buddy, i had just located them, repaired plus fixed them all.....walla !!.

,,,,,Tomorrow a new dawn, to ride the waves which are getting bigger by the day as the monsoon starts to show her early morning face ??,,,,her changing moods !!....her temper, her love, her secret ???????
....the weather has also turned strange nowadays..........the storms are much often and angrier !!,,,,and the sea unpredictable, a calm smooth surface turning nasty just hours away,,,,catching many unprepared for the worst !!.
....The sea is a good friend but an unforgivable enemy when she is angry, so be prepared for the worst !!.....just like a lady yaa!!

,,,,,O.K. buddy, i have beached you for tonite,,,,,you can sleep on the Kapas Island soft sand for a CHANGE !!. Feel the breeze across your bow without the rocky roll that pumps away the hull as always.

,,,,,indeed,,,,,We have come a long way and now together again after much battles.......!! BUT the worst is still to come, be prepared my buddy.

,,,,,Sleep well and let me dream of your sister ship,,,"Gadis Ku" !!,,,bila-lah yaa??
,,,,,Should I ?,,,Should I not ??,,,,,,decision, decision, decision !!!!