KapasPirateKing
Tell me hearty !!!!! plus ma Dary Jones Locker secrets,,,,yooooo!!
The sea is my life nowadays after flying across the world for 34 years plus minus ,,,hahaha!!
"Been there and done so !",,,,the spirit of adventure for real of an scury dog ,,,,,,Son of a Biscuit Eater,,,,,,,,,, yohohoo??
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Memang Tok Lanun-kan ??,,,of the South China Sea-lah,,,,nak buat guanaaaa!!??.
yaa!!,,,,,,,Fast boats, illegal booze (just tuak-lah) and flappers spiced up Ma Vie ,,,,,,yoooooo!!.
,,,,,,Loves hot jazz, funky dances, fast speed boats, elegant sailing yachts and illegal booze,,,as turbulent and unpredictable as a tornado!!.
,,,,Welcome to ma vie ;,,d'analyses, de portraits, de reportages, accompagn'ees, de cles et de mises en perspectives historiques pour comprendre......... yoooooooo!!
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ReplyDeleteSAya,
ReplyDeleteDon't worry about the tuak, its really air nira nil alc unless it becomes toddy which i don't drink!!,,,ini semua pesona type of writing as marketing tool-lah, you should take it with a pinch of garam eeeeee terok lah you ni!!! nak jadi lanun kena menterror terrorkan lah Yeop Oooiiii!! tak faham faham kah u ini dear sister.
dah tua tua tapi kena cari makan lagi kat pulau-lah hahaha....nak hidup mesti smart tau,,,faham sekarang?? My Hj Bib will boil me alive if i do yooo!!
Uban
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ReplyDeleteSaya !!!
ReplyDeleteSabar sis, stressful kot living in the city yaa!! you should come over to the island and cool off yaa!!,,,nanti kena heart attack at the rate your Banggali buat you stress out Ooooi!! jadi piratequeen with your air nira hahaha o.k:-)
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ReplyDeleteIndeed, we have many Frenchy here right now and improving my OUI !!hehehe. Itu lah kena buka resort di K.L. kot ??,,cari old tin mine and convert it into beach style joint !!,,,m'cam idea ni??.
ReplyDeleteCapt
Mon baromètre d' humeur montrant la basse pression parce que je n'ai pas bu du café aujourd'hui. Je veux dormir tôt cette soirée. Mais avant cela je dois vous persuader de laisser Saya venir sur votre bateau avec moi en tant que mon chaperone. Est-il OK? SVP ?
ReplyDeleteJoke:
What you can say to a boat but not to your wife?
That's a lot of sea-men!!!
Kitty, I have someone in mind for you but then cannot meet your mandatory specs lah since you want chopper also.... what to do, haiya..
ReplyDeleteZendra!
ReplyDeleteTak pa...chopper leh negotiate...tak compulsory, tapi mende lain kena good working condition!
Zendra,
ReplyDeletewill draft up later joke about the Sperm Whale !!,,,naik beruban nanti you hehehe
Capt can you please draft answer to question 1 also. TQ.
ReplyDeleteZendra,
ReplyDeleteNe boit pas trop de cafe, ainsi tu pourras dormir et rever de moi.
My boat acbw t attend pour t emmener au paradis, apres avoir attendu neuf mois,c est notre peit bebe hahaha.
Je pense que notre ami Zaya a des problemes avec son mari et je ne pense pas pouvoir l aider.
Saya pense que je suis amoureux de sa meilleure amie mais je suis amoureux pour toujours avec ma femme cherie Bib, mais en meme temps je suis amoureux de toutes les jolies femmes
Capt.
Aiyaa play-play only lah Capt. Everybody knows who's your baby. The boat! YAAA!!!
ReplyDeleteBTW Where's the joke? No dirty-dirty OK? I like nice play on words kinda joke only.
dirty jokes??? ,,,kuali panggil belaga hitam!! yaaa.
ReplyDeleteUban
Longhouse up-dates; 10/07/09
ReplyDelete,,,except for 3 rooms non-arrival!! the longhouse was fully occupied yoooo.
,,,Asaari n Bud chef-away with wonderful island cooking, fresh fish tangkap sendiri,,,very good!!
,,,bailed out water from transfer boat, anchor not holding but nil damage, good lesson learnt again today - to check boat b4 night fall.
,,,ECBW still in Marang jetty, tank secured, wiring still outstanding, fuel line changed, engine no 1 can't start up due to wet plugs too much 2T.
,,,kitchen stocked up by Asaari but tepong gandom on last 2 bags, terlupa beli!! bread short too yaa!
,,,Kayan's failed to turn up bookings for 3 rooms - not good not fair for me !! must have a strong word with him on such issue. last min. cancellation has cost me dearly again n again yoo!!
,,,sunny beautiful day on kapas
,,,called nina to purchase 6 tents and kelambu baru.
,,,good business day yoooo!! dinner for 14, just nice-lah.
Uban, apa ni tepung pun tarak? how to stay there kodok pun tak dapek!
ReplyDeleteRoti pun tarak? Ish ish...lap[ar la guest2...minum tuak jer...hahaha
I like this one you said to
Zendra:dirty jokes??? ,,,kuali panggil belaga hitam!! yaaa.
Hahahaha....setuju! setuju! Zendra is ze champion!
Apa gossip pasal Saya dalam french...itu Babelfish sudah bagi tau.Just get me a frenchman for heaven's sake! Hehehe...
Saya,
ReplyDeleteDearest Ladies,
Bagus,,,now u are forced to learn French so senang nak berboyfriend dgn katak katak nanti hahaha.
jangan cakap toad pula yaa!!,,,frogs are not berajun m'cam katak puru tau!!.
,,,off topik sikit, bff u tu hobbi dia m'cam a'tok dia juga yaa,,,suka benda lama/tua tua hehehe.
,,,o.k. before i get carried away,,,Zendra is indeed a fine lady n she rocks baby !!
,,,u pulak,,,a real pussy cat in my books kind off.
,,,yooo!! where's your tigeress kuku tajam nowadays, malu malu kuching miow miow miow aja hehehe
,,,but indeed, u have what it takes. Very responsible mother n i salute u for that too yaa!!.
,,,Your religious understanding/appreciation is an example to the rest of us.
,,,Again Zendra's too, which i often read to up-grade my understanding about Islam.
,,,Keep up both of you fine ladies, share your experience/knowledge on Islam with the world. Its a jihat from the way i see it.
,,,Well done n i salute to you fine ladies.
,,,for your info my longhouse will be turned into a pondok mengaji ugama suci once the timing is right.
,,,i have sinned n i need to bertaubat,,,,amin.
,,,my drink everyday is MILO n h2o don't touch spirit except for air nira fresh aja.-lah :-)
Uban
Excuse me guys, I don't do 50 sen back-door jokes, itu against the order of nature incurring Almighty wrath hehehe
ReplyDeleteI decline the title that Saya has bestowed upon me and I solemnly declare the all-round champion and recipient of Belanga Hitam award as Captain Tok Uban Lanun Durjana de Kapas!
Oh Capt, when (and not if) you convert Longhouse into pensantren, Insya Allah I'll attend the perasmian.
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ReplyDeleteZendra,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the title !! Yoohohoo
,,,Indeed, am still learning more about Islam from both of you kind ladies, in fact am also still learning to say my prayers with the proper understanding and be krusuk with the Arabic wordings and its true feeling/understanding in my daily prayers too. I will doa for both of you too, panjang umor and hidup bahagia di dunia sampai al'kirat yaa!!.
,,,If my jokes were too piraty at times, pls forgive me too. Its just a pesona thing as a marketing/branding tool-lah. Treat it with se cubit garam!! yaa o.k :-) hehehe.
,,,Nak cari makan Yeop Ooiii, kena pandai jual-lah,,,dah tua tua ini pon, kena cari reseki halal di-pulau kapas and at the same time be happy n healthy.
,,,I can still earn a living in the city but it was killing me, badan sakit, hati sakit dan pening kepala BUT on board my tiny boat/island am free from all of these nonsense-lah,,,biar lah tak beberapa duit ringgit tapi dgn titik peloh jati cari rezeki halal kan ??.
Uban
Captan, walaupun you kasi Saya bunga plastik (kejam giler), saya doakan juga kita semua sama2 dapat petunjuk dan mati dalam keadaan baik ...heheh
ReplyDelete,,,,and my baby ???,,,my darling Bib-lah !! yaaaa.
ReplyDelete,,,this 13th July is our 34 years as man & wife.
,,,Bib, your darling Sherry forever loves you more than all the gold in the world!!. Missing u tons my darling dearest Bib,,,and i miss you very very dearly every day & night,,,til we are together again,,,sweet dreams sayang...am o.k don't worry.
Capt Sherry
"When we choose not to focus on what's missing from our lives
ReplyDeletebut are grateful for the abundance that's present...
we experience heaven on earth."
Capt
AWWWW How sweet. Bib, surely you MUST treasure this man! And congrats on the 34 years and more :D
ReplyDeleteThanks also for the prayers, Semoga dimakbulkan, Amin.
Sherrry? Nama glamer/manja ke?
Today, 13th July'2009
ReplyDelete,,,am bless with 34 years of married life with dearest darling Bib.
,,,Soul mates for life and forever.
,,,Love you Bib !!,,,que raffinee qui lui une elegance des plus rares melady !!
Sherry